Here is an excert from my youth. The scene appears as follows.
I am about 12 years old, watching The Odd Couple, my mom is cooking dinner.
Felix: So I've proved I can handle myself
Oscar: No, it shows that 20 years ago you beat up a bunch of skinny CPA's....
Me: Mom, What's a CPA?
Mom: Certified Public Accountant. It means blah blah blah........
It sounded boring then, so why did I not listen?